But anyway, as the riled old lady, your job is to set off on a 30-level platform adventure to rescue them. We're not sure if the mogs are on holiday with her at the time, although we don't think Saga would stand for it. You play Super Granny (nothing to do with the 1980s kids TV show, sadly), who's on holiday when her cats are abducted. Instead, Granny in Paradise is a conversion of a popular web game of the same name. Tag Games' upcoming mobile game wisely eschews such unpromising subject matter. Granny in Paradise? That'd be her putting her feet up watching Strictly Come Dancing with a large mug of gin tea, in our experience.